Sarah's story on how Andrei came to be

-Sarah- I was sitting at home250, minding my own business

-Sarah- so I'm sitting in home250, and I smell something horrible

-Og- what was it?

[Andrei <...> has entered the game in home227]

-Sarah- the wind was coming from the west.. and it carried an odor much like rotton fish..

-Sarah- then...

BAM!

-Andrei- hey hey kids

-Og- hand

-Sarah- and I woke up in a cave with a big bump on my head

-Sarah- and Og sitting next to me eating a gopher

-Og- i understand that happens to a lot of people

-Sarah- and he said..

-Sarah- Sarah pretty. We make cavebaby now.

-Og- i remember! i remeber!

-Og- then what?

-Jaqen- rofl

-Sarah- and that's where Andrei came from

-Tiberius- *lol*

-Sarah- the end

-Vitastjern- *giggle*

-Og- Andrei look just like papa Og *proud*

-Sarah- that's why Andrei is so hairy

-Sarah- he's half Og

-Sarah- but he got the rest of his good looks from me

-Og- its not easy to have good looks when you have an overhanging forehead

-Sarah- unfortunately he got Oggie's brains

-Og- *comfort Andrei*

-Og- he thinks club first and ask questions later?

-Sarah- Xena has a *huge* bump on her head.. I'm pretty sure it caused brain damage

-Sarah- and that's how he got her to marry him

-Sarah- brain damage

-Og- *nod*

-Og- *nod*

-Tiberius- so glad i've never dated a cave man...

-Og- you missed out

-Sarah- *nod* they're not so good at the foreplay

-Og- who needs foreplay when you got a hot hunk of Og

-Sarah- and a club

-Tiberius- *giggle*

-Andrei- wow

-Andrei- i never knew

-Andrei- *beam*

-Andrei- i feel special

-Sarah- yeah, I shipped you off to the UK for your own safety

-Andrei- smart lass

-Sarah- but now.. when you see a hot lady at the bar and you have an unbearable urge to hit her on the head with a club, you know why

-Sarah- it's genetics

-Og- its SO much easier than trying to do pretty talk

-Andrei- and i thought it was just me emotional problems

-Jaqen- heehee

-Sarah- yeah, and clubbing a girl seems to work for Og, it's worth a try as a last resort

-Tiberius- Og's pick-up line is "Look over there! It's Brad Pitt!! *thump*"

-Sarah- *rofl*