Little Lost Grogan

Ravyn told this story on the NL chat channel September 10th, 1997


-Ravyn- Once upon a time there was a little lost Grogan who had a spotted teddy bear.
-Ravyn- this teddy's name was Hanna, and was Grogan's ceaseless companion.
Ravyn comforts you, and offers her sympathy.
-Hanna- *giggle*
-Grogan- eep!
-Hanna- I have such a cute little nose and am soooooooooo cuddley:)
-Ravyn- this little lost grogan was lost. (which is why he was called a little lost grogan.) He could not find his way home. Ergo he was lost. as in, not found. as in lost
-Ravyn- grogan was lost, with his little teddy named hanna, who had a cute little nose and was soooooo cuddly. :)
-Hanna- rofl
-Grogan- Little Lost grogan was a handsome stately fellow....not a dirty cherubin
-Infinity- ok ok ... then what ?
-Ravyn- Little lost Grogan came upon a forest, and in the middle of the forest, he found a cute little stream. but the stream was not as cute as his cuddly companion, his teddy Hanna
-Ravyn- and this little lost grogan, who was a dirty cherubim and not a handsome stately fellow like he believed, was very thirsty. so he took a drink from the cute widdle stream
-Ravyn- he was startled when a big ugly toad jumped out of the cute widdle stream, and knocked the little lost Grogan on his rear end. Fortunately, his cuddly teddy Hanna landed in some flowers, and was not hurt.
-Juzam- *whew*
-Ravyn- "so, little lost grogan who is a dirty cherubim and not a handsome stately fellow like he believes, why do you think you can drink from my stream?" asked the ugly toad.
-Ravyn- and little lost Grogan answered, "I am little, and lost, and I was thirsty, and the widdle stream was so cute. Besides, it's hard hauling this big teddy around everywhere. Even if she is cuddly."
-Grogan- Because I am a handsome stately fellow...said the little grogan
-Ravyn- and the big ugly toad, who was so hideously ugly that even water curdled at the sight of him said, "I will let you drink at my widdle stream, dirty cherubim, but you have to do three things that I ask of you."
-Ravyn- and little lost grogan, who was not very bright, agreed to the butt-ugly toad, and drank from the happy widdle stream.
-Grogan- without getting a signed and notarized document saying what those things that he should do were?
-Ravyn- now the toad, who's name was....oh...UGLIEKDIOSINDKSODOND, was very happy that little lost grogan drank from the stream, because it was spelled to put him to sleep.
-Ravyn- and only a fool agrees to things without having a signed and notarized document saything what things he should do were.
Grogan sleeps quietly
-Ravyn- so the little lost grogan fell into a deep sleep, and the ugly toad UGLIEKDIOSINDKSODOND turned into a human who called himself Juzam
-Grogan- NO!Not the Evil Ugli Toad/Human Juzam!
-Juzam- *ribbit*
-Ravyn- and the human called juzam who was not quite so ugly as the ugly toad was about to throw little lost grogan into the stream where he would certainly drown, when....
-Ravyn- *suspenseful pause*
-Grogan- Help me Hanna Help!
-Grogan- Aiuto
-Juzam- *cackle*
-Hanna- rofl
Intermission
-Ravyn- his cuddly wuddly cute little button nosed companion Hanna the teddy jumped out of the flowers and kicked the ugly toad turned human Juzam in the keister, knocking him into the cute widdle stream
-Hanna- *giggle* I want popcorn
-Juzam- *gurgle*
-Grogan- I could go for some water.
-Ravyn- as soon as the human Juzam hit the water, he turned into a good handsome human juzam, with whom the heroic cuddly teddy Hanna fell instantly in love, even though he was wet.
-Grogan- what happened to the handsome stately grogan?
-Juzam- *strut*
-Ravyn- and the dirty cherubim little lost grogan began to snore
-Juzam- *rofl*
Grogan snores very loudly
-Hanna- *giggle*
-Ravyn- unfortunately, the good albeit wet handsome human juzam was not into teddy bears, and spurned the cuddly button nosed hanna's advances.
Hanna nudges grogan
-Grogan- <- snored so loudly that a huge landslide fell on top of Juzam who was still in the stream and he drowned.
-Hanna- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
-Ravyn- unfortunately, he did not know it is not a good idea to piss off teddy bears, no matter how cute and cuddly they are, and she promptly ripped the good handsome wet Juzam into tiny handsome wet pieces
-Ravyn- and grogan snored on.
Juzam is scattered all over the mud..
-Grogan- *cheer hanna teddy*
-Ravyn- so hanna teddy, after her anger had passed, picked up the little lost Grogan and tucked him under her arm, to carry him to a witch so that he may be cured of his spell. Besides, his snoring was getting on her nerves.
-Grogan- But then a beautiful princess, whos kiss was the only thing that could break the spell, happened by.....too bad she was a lesbian
-Hanna- *giggle*
-Ravyn- you wish grogan. :-
-Hanna- eeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
-Ravyn- so cute cuddly teddy hanna walked and walked, with little lost grogan snoring viciously under her arm, until she found the witches house, which just happened to be made of gingerbread.
-Ravyn- cute cuddly teddy Hanna knocked on the cookie door, and the door opened to reveal...
-Grogan- Mmmmm...Gingerbread! :P
-Ravyn- another dramatic suspenseful pause.
-Ravyn- rofl
-Grogan- Lesbian Princess and Witch were roomies.
-Ravyn- ....a good, gorgeous, intelligent, wise, lovely, all around perfect witch, whose name just happened to be Ravyn. (no relation)
-Ravyn- meanwhile....
-Grogan- Juzam's drowned pieces of slime
-Ravyn- a lonely prince named Chrozoron lived all alone high atop his castle, and he was very lonely, which was why he was called the lonely prince chrozoron.
-Grogan- Hanna Teddy is back !!!!
-Ravyn- well i'm on a tangent now. be patient.
-Hanna- *giggle*
-Grogan- The Tangent of a circle
-Ravyn- and lonely prince chrozoron, who was lonely in that he had no company, wished he had a cute cuddly wuddly button nosed teddy for company, and to keep him warm at night.
-Grogan- He has to buy his own! I am not going to share my Hanna Teddy with anyone...
-Ravyn- so he decided to go visit his friend the witch, who was gorgeous and wonderful and perfect and happened to be named Ravyn, (no relation) who lived nearby.
-Hanna- *strut*
-Ravyn- don't ask me why he was lonely if he had a friend nearby, he just was.
-Grogan- Maybe he wasnt very personable....
-Ravyn- so he got on his big buff white charger who was called infinity, because thatz how lonely the prince chrozoron was, and rode off into the woods to find his friend the wonderful witch ravyn, no relation.
-Ravyn- and on his way through the wood, he spotted a cute widdle stream, and stopped to get a drink...
-Grogan- NOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Someone- shut up grogan and pay attention..
You hear a cackle of a dead Juzam..
-Ravyn- but as he was bending down to drink the water, he noticed icky bloody handsome human wet bits floating about in the water.
-Grogan- eep!
-Ravyn- "mr. lonely prince chrozoron!" Shouted the icky bloody handsome human wet bits, "Please get me out of this water and put me back together again.
-Ravyn- and because the lonely prince chrozoron was so lonely, and because he didn't want icky human wet bits floating in his water, (would you?) He gathered all of them together and put them back the way they were.
-Hanna- don't know
-Grogan- as an icky wet human or the ugly toad?
-Ravyn- and the lesbian princess wandered by again, ignoring everyone
-Ravyn- as the icky wet human, not the ugly toad
-Juzam- good or evil?
-Ravyn- The icky wet handsome human Juzam was very happy that the lonely prince Chrozoron had put him back together, that he danced for joy. Unfortunately, he was a nasty human still, and wanted to hurt the lonely prince.
-Ravyn- and so the icky wet human juzam invited the lonely prince chrozoron to drink the water, now that there weren't icky bloody wet human peices floating in it.
-Grogan- And here Gay Prince Chrozon was hoping he had found a companion
-Ravyn- and so the lonely prince chrozoron bent over to drink the water from the stream....
-Ravyn- meanwhile, back at the wonderful, gorgeous, all around perfect witch Ravyn (no relation) 's house...
-Ravyn- the wonderful, gorgeous, all around perfect witch Ravyn ( n r) was offering the cuddly wuddly button nosed teddy Hanna some tea and gingerbread, which she had plenty of.
-Ravyn- and grogan snored on.
Grogan snores very very loudly
-Ravyn- when suddenly, the door burst open, and in stalked the evil king Sheik and his wicked lackeys vystar the vicious and Dan the demented!!!
and its not one of those normal snores either....its very annoying
-VyStar- I object to being called wicked. It's true, but I object none the less.
-Sheik- I resemble that description
-Ravyn- the evil king Sheik wanted to take the wonderful perfect witch Ravyn (n r) and the cuddly teddy Hanna prisoner. His wicked lackey Dan the demented and his not so wicked yet so wicked lackey vystar the vicious giggled and guffawed
-Sheik- it is I the evil king...
-Grogan- respectively
-Ravyn- unfortunately, the hideously loud and annoying snore of the still sleeping and still spelled little lost grogan scared Vystar the vicious and dan the demented away. They promptly joined a monastary, and became priests.
Grogan is dreaming of his lesbian Princess rescuing him.
-Sheik- great thugs I picked
-Grogan- you havent heard me snore...
-VyStar- Non reformed Baptists.
-Ravyn- but the evil king Sheik was not impressed by the snoring of Grogan, and quickly took the cuddly teddy and the perfect witch prisoner!!!
-Ravyn- meanwhile.....
-Ravyn- the lonely prince chrozoron was about to drink the water of the cute widdle stream when...
-Ravyn- suspenseful pause, none the less. :)
Intermission
-Chrozoron- lonely prince chrozoron?
-Chrozoron- did i miss something :)
-Ravyn- when...his big buff white charger named Infinity, cause that's how lonely the prince was, kicked the icky handsome human Juzam in the butt so hard he flew into his bits again, and landed in the stream
-Grogan- Wow a story with two intermissions...
-Ravyn- now the lonely prince chrozoron did not want to drink the water with icky wet bloody human bits in it, and he was too lazy to put them back together again, and so he just got on his horse and rode to the witches house.
Ravyn takes a drink of water, cause her throat is dry from talking to much.
-Grogan- He is going to kill the wicked king Shiek?
-Sheik- no way>
-Hanna- yep
-Sheik- no no....
-Grogan- You have no thugs anymore to defend yourslef
-Ravyn- the wicked king Sheik stood in the witches house with his prisoners, the cuddly teddy Hanna and the perfect witch Ravyn, no relation, and chortled evily at his success.
-Hanna- and teddybear will help
-Sheik- the chickensh.....er stuffers
-Grogan- Help Teddy Hanna Help!
-Ravyn- and grogan snored on
-Hanna- teddy Hanna wields her sword
-Sheik- chortle..chortle..
-Ravyn- the lonely prince chrozoron and his white buff charger Infinity, cause thats how lonely the prince was, rode up outside the perfect witches ginger bread house, and knocked on the door.
-Chrozoron- *knock knock*
-Ravyn- and the wicked king Sheik, upon hearing the knock, drew his sword, ready to slay the lonely prince Chrozoron when he opened the door.
-Ravyn- the wicked king sheik reached out, sword ready, and opened the door....
Grogan dreams he hears a woodpecker knocking on his chamber door.
-Ravyn- nevermore. :)
-Ravyn- he opens the door and swings his sword!!!!
-Grogan- I hope he didnt hit the Lesbian Princess
-Ravyn- luckily, the lonely prince chrozoron was bent over, tying his shoelaces, so the sword cut his suspenders instead and the lonely prince chrozoron's pants fell down, causing the lesbian princess to die of shock.
-Grogan- Didnt hit the lesbian but she died anyway....
-Grogan- There goes my last chance of getting woken up. ;(
-Ravyn- the evil king sheik was so shocked at seeing the lonely prince chrozoron in his heart boxers that he fell backwards, dropping his sword, which the cuddly wuddly button nosed hanna picked up.
-Sheik- oh crap....Lorena Hanna
-Grogan- She should have picked up the feather pen off the Witch Ravyns desk....
-Ravyn- the cuddly wuddly button nosed teddy hanna swung the evil king sheik's sword at the evil king, intending to cut him into evil king bits and sell him at a fruit stand.
-Chrozoron- *laugh*
-VyStar- meat, at a fruit stand ?
-Grogan- Everyone knows that the Pen is mightier than the sword
-Ravyn- but the evil king sheik was too fast for the teddy Hanna, who was still tired from ripping Juzam into little human bits. He pulled the sword away from the teddy and lunged at her...
-Grogan- eep!
-Hanna- *sniff*
-Grogan- where is the Dapper Charming Handsome Stately Grogan when you need him?
-Ravyn- and promptly tripped over the sleeping snoring annoying little lost Grogan, falling to the floor.
-Sheik- thanks grogan.....u dumba.....
-Grogan- Oh! there i was ;)
-Ravyn- the trip woke the little lost dirty cherubim grogan, who was still thinking he was dapper, charming, handsome and stately, and he sat up and rubbed his eyes.
Grogan yawns and streches
-Grogan- Hanna darling Teddy?
-Ravyn- before the evil king sheik could regain his feet, which had fallen off when he tripped, the wonderful, perfect, etc.etc. witch Ravyn, no relation, turned him into an ugly toad, and sent him to live in the cute widdle stream
-Sheik- ACK111
-Grogan- *sheer Ravyn
-Mhoram- eek, Ravyn's a sheep?
-Ravyn- the lonely prince Chrozoron came in the house, saw the cute cuddly wuddly button nosed teddy hanna, and swept her up in his arms.
-Grogan- Eep!
Grogan kills the Lonely Gay Prince Chrozoron to prevent the theft of Hanna Teddy
-Ravyn- the cute cuddly teddy hanna thought the lonely prince was kinda cute anyway, and so they ran off to his castle together, leaving the still sleepy, confused dirty cherubim little lost grogan all alone.
-Grogan- Well there is always the Lesbian Princess....
-Ravyn- the little lost grogan was so bummed that he lost his cuddly wuddly teddy Hanna that he ran away to the monastary, and became friends with priest Dan the demented and priest vystar the vicious
-Grogan- Oh...forgot she was killed by the sight of a naked Chorozon
-VyStar- I'll marry ya, if you want me to...
-Ravyn- and they all lived semi-happily ever after in the wonderful world of fairy land, the end. :)
-Ravyn- :)
-VyStar- *CHEER* Ravyn
-Ravyn- no hanna didn't die, hanna. ;)
-Sheik- no but now I am a toad...
-Grogan- What happened to the perfect witch Ravyn, No Relation.?
-Hanna- *whew*
-Hanna- oh gooooood::)))
-Sheik- BRAVO!! BRAVO!!!...
-Grogan- You are stuck with a gay prince
-Ravyn- oh. The perfect witch ravyn, No relation, took the buff white charger Infinity to the market, and sold him for a ton of money, and became the perfect and rich witch ravyn, nr, and built a gingerbread mansion.
Sheik bows to his audience as they clap wildly for his outstanding performance!!!
-Ravyn- the end again. :)


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