The story of Five

Or how a hero became a goddess for a day

-Vitastjern- Well, it started one day a long, long time ago
-Vitastjern- while NL wasn't too terribly old, just 2-3 years or so
-Serena- oh that's not old
-Xenopus- hmmm... I was here about 3 years ago, and I don't remember her.
-Vitastjern- Eri was an awiz and he ran into problems with a hero who called himself "Two"
-Xenopus- I remember Eri though :)
-Vitastjern- This hero was rather annoying, always demanding other players to give him stuff, never saying 'thank you' or anything like that
-Vitastjern- And one day he started getting on with names like 'KillJews' and 'NaziPower' and 'Hitler'
-Xenopus- that I remember
-Vitastjern- so Eri newbanned the site
-Xenopus- *wow* I remember this..
-Xenopus- <-- is too old for this.
-Mhoram- *comfort Xeno*
-Vitastjern- so no new characters could come on from there
-Vitastjern- And Two came on and complained and ended up being rude to Eri
-Vitastjern- so Eri zapped him ;)
-Serena- yeah!
-Vitastjern- And then Five came on
-Ghosty- a justified zap
-Vitastjern- Five told Eri 'Why did you zap my brother?'
-Vitastjern- 'He did nothing wrong!'
-Cream- Doh!
-Vitastjern- and Five shouted 'The powers here are evil! -Two'
-Cream- *laugh*
-Vitastjern- so Eri told Five that it had been a justified zap and that Two needed to respect other people playing here
-Vitastjern- And Five moaned and whined and said 'You shouldn't do this to me! I know the presidents of USA and Mexico!'
-Vitastjern- And Eri laughed and said 'Oh yeah? I've always wondered... What _is_ the name of the president of Mexico?'
-Mhoram- lotta good that wouldod
-Vitastjern- and Five didn't answer...
-Vitastjern- Anyhow it seemed like Five cooled off a bit
-Vitastjern- For a little while
-Vitastjern- becuase shortly after, Five started shouting 'All lvl 1's to lvl 5's: meet me at the wizard's workshop' (thats in ice cave)
-Vitastjern- but nobody went because they were all busy running
-Xenopus- or didn't know where that was..
-Serena- nod
-Xenopus- <--- remembers he didn't know where it was
-Vitastjern- so Five shouted again 'Come to wizards workshop all lvl 1's to lvl 5's'
-Serena- i don't know what that is eioother
-Vitastjern- and 'We will take over this mud! Power to the mortals!'
-Serena- oh never mind
-Serena- oh dear
-Vitastjern- So one mortal, Dumreba, went there... And I got on a mortal of mine, Image...
-Vitastjern- she was lvl 5 then
-Vitastjern- and Image went to Five to hear what Five had to say
-Serena- yes?
-Vitastjern- In the meantime Dumreba told me (vita) 'Let Five be, this can get very amusing'
-Vitastjern- (And it sure did)
-Vitastjern- anyhow, Five laid out a plan to her trusted generals Dumreba and Image (nobody else showed up)
-Serena- giggle
-Cream- laugh
-Mhoram- rofl
-Vitastjern- And said 'If we demand it, Vitastjern must give up her power to us, it has worked on another mud it will work here too'
-Vitastjern- And Five said 'She will have to frob us and give us quest points!'
-Serena- Laugh
-Vitastjern- And all mortals shall be given quest points!
-Xenopus- *laugh*
-Xenopus- my, why did I miss this?
-Serena- Laugh
-Xenopus- it's all your fault.. just cos of that, I had to actually run all those quests!
-Vitastjern- So I (as Vita) changed Five's title to Five the Goddess (remember, she was a heroine and had no title edit)
-Vitastjern- and image and dumreba changed their titles to godly titles too
-Serena- *evil vita*
Cream is dying laughing at the moment
-Vitastjern- and all the wizards on either went invis to Five or changed their titles to the novice.
-Xenopus- don't die yet, you've not heard the end...
-Serena- u r so evil vita
-Vitastjern- and Five saw this on the who list and was very pleased
-Serena- giggle
-Vitastjern- (Image pretended to have given the ultimatum to Vitastjern ;)
-Vitastjern- and I gave the three of them temporary access to the 'goto' command
-Xenopus- what exactly was that ultimatum? gives us the power, or we leave the mud?
-Vitastjern- which really convinced Five she was a goddess
-Vitastjern- "Give us power you cant resist us"
-Vitastjern- ;)
-Xenopus- *rofl*
-Mhoram- *cackle*
-Serena- giggle
-Vitastjern- so Five went to the temple
-Vitastjern- and Dumreba and Image with her
-Serena- sorry i am outtie I can't stay to hear the end
-Vitastjern- there Five demanded to know what other commands a goddess like her could use
-Someone- skit
-Vitastjern- so "Eri the novice" told her '
-Galadim- I wanna be on the log, too :)
-Vitastjern- just do COMMAND followed by whatever command you want, like ban, and the command parser will handle it
-Vitastjern- so Five typed in "COMMAND BAN " followed by the entire wiz list
-Vitastjern- which of course became a tell... to the commander
-Xenopus- *ROFL*
-Theron- *rofl*
-Vitastjern- which Eri in the mean time had aliased
-Cream- ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
-Serena- roflk
-Mhoram- *ROFL*
-Vitastjern- so Five got the answer
-Xenopus- *LAUGH*
The Commander tells you 'The command parser seems to be broken, perhaps you better quit?'
-Vitastjern- And Five quitted
-Serena- rofl
-Mhoram- ROFL!
-Vitastjern- for two minutes
-Xenopus- *rofl* *rofl*
-Vitastjern- and came back on
-Serena- darn
-Vitastjern- And this time Five the Goddess wanted to know how to get all the good stuff on the game.
-Vitastjern- so Five was told 'well, all that stuff in the pit, it belongs to you, you are a goddess'
-Vitastjern- And Five went 'Aha! But how can I get it then!'
-Vitastjern- and told the mortals passing by 'Hey! drop your stuff in the pit! NOW!'
-Vitastjern- So we told Five 'Well, how do you think? Jump in and pick it up?'
-Vitastjern- and Five jumped into the pit...
-Vitastjern- Poof!
-Cream- *rofl*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Vitastjern- and came back on wondering why it didn't work
-Vitastjern- so we said 'It takes a couple days before god commands could be used'
-Vitastjern- and Five believed us
-Xenopus- *ROFL*
-Theron- *rofl* ur cruel vita*
-Mhoram- *GRIN*
-Vitastjern- but now Five was rather irritated with some wizards
-Vitastjern- who was kinda giggling and such
-Vitastjern- *stare*
-Vitastjern- so Five ordered Image, the trusty general, to deal with them
-Vitastjern- and Image asked one of the wizards to help her
-Vitastjern- and told the wiz 'when I do a fancy emote, exo yourself and come back on invisible!'
-Vitastjern- so when Image did an emote...
-Madjason- Five that is
Image waves her hands and summons the powers from the deepest depths to smite '
-Vitastjern- and the wizard exoed himself
-Vitastjern- And Five was very impressed with Image
-Vitastjern- and wanted to know how Image had done it
-Cream- ROFL!
-Mhoram- *LAUGH*
-Vitastjern- and Image said 'I don't know really, I just waved my hands and *poof*!'
-Vitastjern- so Five had Image to do so with a bunch of other wizards too
-Vitastjern- and they all exoed themselves after image had emoted some fancy stuff
-Vitastjern- But there was no end to Five's power crazy ness
-Vitastjern- and Five demanded that something should be done to the wizard Moomin, who had said that Five was acting childish and mean
-Vitastjern- so Image told Moomin 'can't you change your setins to 'Image has utterly destroyed Moomin'?'
-Vitastjern- and Moomin agreed
-Vitastjern- and Image did the fanciest emote yet, involving thunder, lightning and high voltage electricity
-Vitastjern- and moonin went invis
-Vitastjern- so it looked like Moomin had been utterly destroyed
-Vitastjern- and Five was pleased
-Vitastjern- But by now (it had been roughly 6 hours) people were complaining on Fives demands on homage and Five's pettyness
-Vitastjern- so It was time for Vitasjern to intervene ;)
-Vitastjern- So, with a grandiose echo, splitting skies, trumpets and all that stuff you know
-Vitastjern- I went to confront Five
-Cream- laugh
-Vitastjern- And I said 'I am most disappointed'
-Vitastjern- 'Image, you have misused my trust'
-Vitastjern- and zapped Image
-Vitastjern- (remember, it was my character ;)
-Mhoram- ROFL
-Vitastjern- I have NEVER seen anyone type QUIT that fast before!
-Xenopus- *ROFL*
-Ghosty- *ROFL*
-Vitastjern- anyhow, half an hour later, Five had summoned up enough courage to return again
Cream grabs her sides and tumbles to the floor in hysterics!
-Vitastjern- and begged me to show mercy on Dumreba and Image
-Vitastjern- so I went to have a talk with Five
-Vitastjern- and to explain to her that we had had a joke on her expense, but that she would be welcome to play here if she would just behave
-Vitastjern- and Five hummed and ummed and said 'I never thought it was for real anyhow!'
-Vitastjern- (Yeah, right... ;)
-Xenopus- *rofl*
-Vitastjern- and then Five said 'can't you let me be a goddess anyhow?'
-Vitastjern- 'I promise to be good!'
-Xenopus- *LAUGH*
-Vitastjern- And I said 'Sorry, its not how we do things here'
Cream gets a belly ache from laughing so much.
Cream gets a belly ache from laughing so much.
-Vitastjern- so Five said 'but my dad lets me and my brother Two be gods on his mud!'
Mhoram laughs so hard he starts gasping and choking for air.
-Vitastjern- And I said 'thats nice, but this isn't your dad's mud and we don't do things like that here'
-Vitastjern- then Five started complaining about us not allowing mortals to marry
-Vitastjern- apparently she, well Two, had a crush on a novice that had been on 10 minutes in all
-Vitastjern- so I said 'we don't allow mortals to marry because we want to be sure that they know what they get into'
-Vitastjern- and Five said 'but I know what I am getting into! I am 35 years old and my brother is 32!
-Vitastjern- and I said 'well, thats nice for you, but we're still not allowing mortals to marry'
-Xenopus- but playing her dads mud?
-Vitastjern- exactly ;)
-Xenopus- cool dad.. being atleast 50, and having his own mud..
-Xenopus- I want one like that.
-Vitastjern- And at that point Five started saying nasty words and stuff so she ended up zapped as well ;)
-Nevinyrral- hi all :-)
-Vitastjern- and that was the story of Five
-Mhoram- *clap*
-Vitastjern- I hope you found it amusing
-Cream- *cheer* i dont think ive laughed this hard in a while!
-Ghosty- *clap* *cheer*
-Mhoram- slightly ;)
-Magenta- *clap*
-Og- *shucks* *missed it*
-Magenta- I missed the beginning
-Ghosty- that was so funny...
-Mhoram- it was logged Og :)
-Og- i cant understand logs
-Og- once a log tried to talk to me
-Theron- *grin*
-Madjason- all this talk of numbers made me mess up my paperwork :-P''


Last edited December 9th, 1997.

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